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Munni Volume 2: Munni Badnaam Howi darling Tere Liye.. Munni K Daant hain Peelay.. Gaal Chamkeelay.. Seeng Nokeelay Ray.. Wo Jungli Saand Howi Darling Tere Liye.
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Poetry On Munni & Sheela: Chand Nikla ThO Roshni Sar_e_Aam Hogai.. Munni Ki Badnami K Chakar Me Pata Hi Nahi Chala K Sheela Bhi Jawan Hogai..
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Its My Humble Request 2 You All Plz Don’t Listen The song “Behne De” FrOm Movie “Ravan” Is Song Me Wo Banda LogOn Ki Behnen Mang Raha Hai..:-D Behne De Mujhe Behne De..;
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Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriend make sure u have your cell phone .. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent…
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What’s Similar between Students preparing for Exams and Aamir in movie Ghajini… Both Can’t Remember Anything After Fifteen Minutes….
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What do we learn from movie GHAJINI?….. Ganjon ke bhi maang hoti hai
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Katrina Kaif went to court 2 prove Salman Khan is the most handsome guy in the world. she failed and came out angrily and shouted “who is SUMAN”.
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Katrina Kaif went to court 2 prove Salman Khan is the most handsome guy in the world. she failed and came out angrily and shouted “who is SUMAN”.
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Obama to Manmohan Singh, We have bombs like Britney spears, Julia, Madonna, what you have? Manmohan replied we have bomb diffusers such as Emraan Hashmi
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IN the summer of 2310, The scariest movie u will have ever seen will release Phoonk 300 The first 299 were just Warnings !!
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P.J. of millennium - How bollywood proved that 1012 is not the end of love…??? “Love Story 2050″
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What Will Happen If Bipasha Basu,Malika Sheravat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant Contest elections in India? Politics Will Become Transparent
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3 idiot or bhi hit ho jati agar kareena bhi akhir me keh deti. Jahapanah Tussi Great Ho Tohfa Kabul Karo
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Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage Not Kapoor agiain.
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So wat did WE learn from d movie GHAJINI?? Revenge? Nah… even a bald head can be parted!!!!
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Someone Kills AMIRS GF He Loses His memory. Than He Tries To Find out D Killer. Suspense: Amir Himself Is D Killer. Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
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Gabbar singh jab paida hoa, to us ki maa ne mar mar kr lahuluhan kr dya. Nurse ne pucha Q mar rahi ho? Maa ne kaha, paida hote hi puch raha hai “kitne aadmi thy”
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If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya rai and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called? A: Vivek-Obey-Rai
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Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas? Any self-respecting man would do so if the two beautiful ladies around him would sing ‘Dildo La Re Dildo La Re..’
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Q: What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size? A: Adnan Semi.
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