Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara
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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
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.
.
.
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…!
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…!
A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”
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“ 3 rules of college
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“ 3 rules of college
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”
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LAMBI JUDAI
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”
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LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
.
Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
.
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
.
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
.
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
.
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
.
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
.
to all students….
(UOG) ZINda Bad
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Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
.
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
.
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
.
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
.
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
.
4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
.
lambi parhai lambi parhai..
.
to all students….
(UOG) ZINda Bad
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Class Rooms are Like a Train:
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. .
Middle 3 are General Compartments. .
And . Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. face-smile.png
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Zalim Taliban ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot!
Mingora swat me
Jahanzeb College kia samne
5 masom students se gun point pay!
“Naswar Cheen li“
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Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up,I’m Reborn-shakespeare
Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,
I’m Reborn. Next day i wake up,i m dead Again
Student.
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Zalim Taliban ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot!
Mingora swat me
Jahanzeb College kia samne
5 masom students se gun point pay!
“Naswar Cheen li“
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Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up,I’m Reborn-shakespeare
Each Nyt I Go 2 Sleep,
I’m Reborn. Next day i wake up,i m dead Again
Student.
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GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
Go hide,
your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
GRANDKID:
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha
YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;) haha
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MRE BACHPAN KA 1 WAQIA.
Teacher :
Y R U Late.
Y R U Late.
Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???
Me:
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……
Sher To Akela Ata Hai.
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A genius is one who can do in 1 day what others do in a hundred days !
JuSt likE Us! we cOvEr Our courSe in 1 day bEforE exAm
&
Teachrs take thE whOle year
JuSt likE Us! we cOvEr Our courSe in 1 day bEforE exAm
&
Teachrs take thE whOle year
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eacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
.
Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
.
Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”
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Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Student Life
V Hav N0 Idea Wt To Write In Da Exam Paper
N Da Supervis0r Cmes Nd Says,
“Plzz C0ver Ur Answer Sheet”
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Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies They Are
HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO…
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Cool th0ught by StuDent,
I LuV FaCeBoOk buT HaTe tO FaCe mY bOoK
..!
..!
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Amazing but true:-
The difference between INSIDE and OUTSIDE the college gate is…….
We played with life INSIDE and……….
life plays with us OUTSIDE………..
The difference between INSIDE and OUTSIDE the college gate is…….
We played with life INSIDE and……….
life plays with us OUTSIDE………..
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Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier..
If…
If..
The “Tree” Had Fallen On Newton’s Head Instead Of The Apple.
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Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:
No matter how long the lecture may be,
The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same.
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Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.
.
Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
.
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.
.
Student:
Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
.
Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.
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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
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A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
..
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
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When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
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When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
.
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
.
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
.
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
.
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
.
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
.
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
.
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
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Master:
Master:
Khali jaga pur karo..
.
900 chohay kha kar Billi___chali..
.
Shagird: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
.
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krty ho?
.
Shagird: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chohay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…..!
.
900 chohay kha kar Billi___chali..
.
Shagird: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
.
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krty ho?
.
Shagird: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chohay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…..!
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Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
?
?
?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
?
?
?
?
?
?
Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
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Lagta Tha Hamain Ke Hum Main Hai Bohat Dum
To Karnay Chal Paray doctry Hum
Laga Hum Ko Ye Ke Hongay Apnay Bharam
Magar Ullta Pargaye Tension Main Hum
Kardia semistrz Ne Naak Main Dum
Giraanay Lagay Roz Naye Naye Tensions Ke Bum
Khuda Se Karo Baytuk
Dua-E-Reham
Dua-E-Reham
Kahin Hum Parhtay Parhtay Ho Na Jain Khatam
Bus Yaar
Kahani Khatam.!.!
Kahani Khatam.!.!
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Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya H0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy..
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy..
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Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
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Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
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School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
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Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
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Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
.
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
.
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
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Fashion is simplicity for us..
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
