Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?
Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
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yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.
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Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi concert pe jana ho Kahin hular mchana ho Zra na tm sharmana Zra na tm ghabrana Muje awaz de lena | |
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani
wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani
tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani
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techr: bijli kahan se ati hai? stdnt mere mamoo k gharse! tech: who kese? stdnt Jab bijli jati he to mere papa kehte hen, "saalon ne phir bijli band kardi" | |
"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka" "Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka" Remix by FARAAZ "Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka" "Naap liya mere sey, siya mere baap ka" *H*U*S*B* | |
Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai
Wah Wah
Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai
Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo
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or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke
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Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH
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Jb wo make up karti hyto bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah
jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy
Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy
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Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947 Alif...Annar By....Bakry Py....Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008. Alif...Aataa By....Bijli Py....Petrol __________________________________________________________ |
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.
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"pathan ka shair"
na botal main na jar main
na hotel main na bar main
na bike peh na car main
jo maza hai "NISWAR"main
na ishaq main na pyar main
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Arz kya hai...
Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se phale,
bakri kha gai..
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Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di... ! ! ! ! ! Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO. | |
NASIR KAZMI ki rooh se mazrat k sath...
Jab se begam ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
maine nazaroun ki tarah sar ko bhi jhuka rakha hai. Bartano aaj mere sar pe barste kion ho,
maine dho dho k tumhin kitna saja rakha hai.
roz leti hai talashi who police ki manind,
pochti hai kahan paisoun ko chupa rakha hai.
who hi dunya main muqadar ka sikandar thera,
jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai.
pe ja hans k maar ki talkhi ko sohar,
maar khane main bhi kudrat ne maza rakha hai.
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Socho ager sms recieve karny k paisy lagty to ki hota.? guess.? guess.? aj ap meri waja se road pe bheek mang rahy hoty
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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
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When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .
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National Identity Card
Hamesha ghalat he sochte ho.
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Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai, Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai , Nalka band kar do Lota bhar gya hai. | |
Bari..
mushqil
se hum app k liye raat ko
aasmaan se
channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay
wapsy per
Shopper phat gaya
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palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua... | |
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Arz kiya hai: Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi, Usne jeevan bigaar liya. Aur Samajh k ki jisne shaadi, Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya. | |
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Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha...
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To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye,
Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!
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Lo Jee Mitraan Di Pur-Zor Farmaish Tey
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Awaam Dey Jazbaat Di Tarjumani Wastey
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IK WAARI FAIR . .
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+ DIL NAL +
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WAPDA TEY
~ LAKH LANAT ~ ;-)
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Boy to his Friend:
Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai...Usaya Kya Gift doun... Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha...
Friend:
Dikhnay main Kaisi hai???
Boy:
Bohot Khubsurat hai...
Friend:
Acha tu Phir Aisa karo k
Mera Number dedo...
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gai | |
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Someone said Meera u r lookin so HOT. Meera said no no i hve 2 air conditioners in my room that"s y im not so HOT and i don"t work in HOT conditions.
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Laloo Parasad America gay Bush kay paas english sekhni.
Waapis ay tu bush ne phone laloo prasad ne kaha "Hello Who"s Speaking"
Bush Ne Kaha "Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Raha Hun"
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ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police station ja kar report karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k marey kuch samajh nahi araha
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Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k, Wahan.. Mujhe. Pepsi nahi mili | |
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Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
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