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Anniversary SMS





Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.



All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

WIFE: Darling Today is our Anniversary
What Should we do?
HUSBAND: Let us stand in silence for 2 Minutes.

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover..
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
I Still Love You
The dog threw up.
The kids are ill.
Our bank account
Is almost nil.



The laundry’s
Stacked up in a pile,
And still I know
I have to smile.



Although our life
Might look like blight,
I get to be
With you each night.



It may be tough,
That much is true,
But still I love
My life with you.
Happy Anniversary!
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home & Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
Happy Anniversary

Our anniversary is today
And I forgot

Did I get her a gift and card? 
I did not

Do I feel like an insensitive jerk? 
Yes I do

The only good thing is
She forgot too. 
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They were asked on their anniversary
The secret to living together happily
He said “If ever we fight
Then she’s always right
And on that we can always agree”
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots

Honey, I love you. Please do not kill me.
I’m begging for a favor on bended knee.
I know our anniversary is on its way,
I just don’t remember the exact day.

Just calm down, and put away the gun.

You’re overreacting when you say, "we’re done!"

If you shoot me, you’ll end up in jail.
Your anniversary present will be nothing but bail.

Yes, that’s right, I got you a present.

How else to acknowledge such a blessed event?

I may not remember the date of our wedding,
But I know that diamonds prevent my beheading.

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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again 
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
Anniversary : A time to celebrate the beauty, gift, and the blessing of enduring love.
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Marriage is choosing someone again and again to love and to cherish with each new dawn.
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. 
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.